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One of a Kind Gym Characters
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One of a Kind Gym Characters
OK, we have all know about classic "Gym Archetypes" like:
Gym Sluts
Breathers
Dumbbell Slammers
Cardio Bunnies
Screamers
Gym Rats
Advice Guy
The Farter
What we are looking for here are "one of a kind" types that could only be found at your gym such as:
The Stripper: She walks into the gym wearing a tight short sleeve compression shirt and long spandex pants. After her first exercise she strips off her shirt to reveal a crop top not much bigger than a running bra. After her third exercise off comes the spandex pants to reveal some very short gym shorts. She proceeds to do bent over cable flys being careful to get into the cable rack so she faces the most men.
Garlic Boy: Garlic breath so bad you would swear he ate a half pound of raw garlic just before walking in the door. To make things worse he's a screamer too. You can smell him from 15 feet away.
Androgynous Kid: You can't tell if it's a male or female but when it starts struggling with 20 lb dumbells on the flat bench you feel compelled to spot it so it doesn't hurt itself.
Gum Popping Girl: She's too shy to break the ice with guys she's hot for so she walks by them again and again popping her gum so loud it sounds like a firecracker.
The Shadow: She follows you around the gym and gets into the machine/rack/bike either right next to you or better yet right across from/facing you. If you start toward the water cooler she runs to get there before you do. When you go to the locker room to change and get ready to leave she's waiting for you right outside the locker room and walks right in front of you hoping you'll speak to her.
Muscle Midget: Short guy with extreme muscularity. If you took a picture of him along side children's furniture he would still look short. Can be easily bench pressed by the lightest 6 footer in the gym.
Kevlar Coated Steel Reinforced Concrete B!tch Shield Girl: Her name says it all. Will still be a virgin at 35.
Please contribute your "one of a kind" type to this thread.
Gym Sluts
Breathers
Dumbbell Slammers
Cardio Bunnies
Screamers
Gym Rats
Advice Guy
The Farter
What we are looking for here are "one of a kind" types that could only be found at your gym such as:
The Stripper: She walks into the gym wearing a tight short sleeve compression shirt and long spandex pants. After her first exercise she strips off her shirt to reveal a crop top not much bigger than a running bra. After her third exercise off comes the spandex pants to reveal some very short gym shorts. She proceeds to do bent over cable flys being careful to get into the cable rack so she faces the most men.
Garlic Boy: Garlic breath so bad you would swear he ate a half pound of raw garlic just before walking in the door. To make things worse he's a screamer too. You can smell him from 15 feet away.
Androgynous Kid: You can't tell if it's a male or female but when it starts struggling with 20 lb dumbells on the flat bench you feel compelled to spot it so it doesn't hurt itself.
Gum Popping Girl: She's too shy to break the ice with guys she's hot for so she walks by them again and again popping her gum so loud it sounds like a firecracker.
The Shadow: She follows you around the gym and gets into the machine/rack/bike either right next to you or better yet right across from/facing you. If you start toward the water cooler she runs to get there before you do. When you go to the locker room to change and get ready to leave she's waiting for you right outside the locker room and walks right in front of you hoping you'll speak to her.
Muscle Midget: Short guy with extreme muscularity. If you took a picture of him along side children's furniture he would still look short. Can be easily bench pressed by the lightest 6 footer in the gym.
Kevlar Coated Steel Reinforced Concrete B!tch Shield Girl: Her name says it all. Will still be a virgin at 35.
Please contribute your "one of a kind" type to this thread.