Let's say that you had a baby
 

BUT





Kept it attached to the placenta, and fed the placenta instead of the baby? Ie, after birth, immerse the placenta in some sort of bio-slime that is rich in oxygen and nutrients...



Is that even possible? Would an umbilical cord be able to transfer enough nutrients to feed a growing body?



Mud, walls, throwing etc.

if i just had a baby my dick would be REALLY sore