My neighbor woke up this morning to his car keyed really bad and every single window busted out. He called the cops and is 100% certain it was his crazy ex gf who he has a restraining out on. Crazy sh*t, but made me wonder how many other people have had their cars vandalized. Not broken into and had stuff stolen...just vandalized.

 

Some drunk a**hole keyed my car right in front of me, while making eye contact...right hook took care of that situation. He only went through the clear too so it was an easy fix lol. Don't go around those parts anymore tho.

 

mustard on the jeep and eggs on the tib. Just stupid local kids though. Both times other vehicles in the neighborhood had the same thing. Both were fixed with a quick trip to the car wash first thing in the morning.

 

Someone at work popped all 4 of my Cutlass' tires. Never found out who.

 

fat girl with a fatal attaraction on me sprayed graffiti all over my minitruck i had at the time cause i wouldn't date her. all the body shop did was use a 50/50 mix of mineral spirits and water to take it off.

she spelled "faggot" wrong. spelled it "faggitt" and when the cops questioned here she spelled it the same way.she hit all four sides of the truck with other words which i cannot remember but i sure can remember the mispellings,lol. the same night she got busted for it she met me at my house when i was with a bunch of friends after a night of partying. biotch swung a bat at me, i goldberg speared her and held her down until the cops showed up.

after she got back from a 4 month tour of the funny farm she had to pay back in restitution of close to 800 bucks. little did she know that she paid for my fender to be repainted. the same fender that i crunched up after ditching the truck from icy roads the winter before.


even though i don't live in that town anymore i still have the restraining order on her,lol.

 

^^LOL