Jaws021

Hello Sir

Due to a recent bird strike with a pterodactyl, i now have a spare gulfstream jet engine. I was referred to you by a friend who said you sell brackets to attach the engine to a 99 tiburon (aka 1st gen).

Please advise.

Thank you.

FlyRyde

LMAO what the f*** man, how've you been? We gotta get together my man, its been a minute.

Tony Vendetta

You guys going to be put a a jet engine on a RD???

HyundaiKitCoupe

yeah Chris makes these industrial-strength perforated brackets made from cenozoic volcanic magma. pretty awesome project. they need Chris to provide the necessary oxytocin in order for the Tiburon to survive the bird strike.

nothing like the original fam!

Tony Vendetta

Am clueless of what was talked about but non the less it sounds like a killer project smile.gif

supercow

I'll take 2! haha.gif

majik

Due to the recent BP oil spill and contamination of the entire Atlantic Ocean, the engines are currently out of stock globally. It appears BP has bought all gulfstream jet engines and prefab vehicle brackets as their next attempt to control the spill by attaching the engines to said pterodactyl and blowing it all towards Cuba. Perhaps this is how you came into possession of your jet engine? Be careful, I hear it is now a crime to own such, regardless of the 2nd Amendment Right to Bear Arms.

nos4atu

Don't worry, the oil companies can afford it, have you seen the price of gas?

Which leads to the next question, how much trunk room are you planning to use for fuel cells for the engine?

Wait, wait. Trade secret, right?