The McSh*tstick.

 

The Dons by my place has the mcrib in, after Stockers rave review ima have to get me some

 

Mcrib is gross! Its a molded mash of the left over part of the cow made to look like a rib; Like all mickey D's burgers. Ya its a 100% beef (hooves, snouts, tales, and guts) did I gross any one out? While I'm talk s*!+ I be eating Mickey D's

 

They have them here in NY now but I would rather eat dog food over one of those things.

 

I would say it's likely the same taste as dog food.



I did a little HA experiment today solely because of this thread. For $3.68 I went to the nearby McDonald's and purchased a McRib (no onions). This thread was my first warning. The receipt was my second warning, "NO SLIVERED ONIONS" - WTF? Slivered onions? That alone makes me gag.







The UnBoxing...







The abundance of sauce was surprising. Since when does McDonald's go overboard on anything? A spec of mustard on a burger, a hint of taste in the nuggets, but an abundance of sauce on the McRib? Warning #3.



I took one bite. Wow... this is the exciting promotion I keep seeing on TV? There was so much sauce that I realized I probably couldn't taste the... [stuff covered in sauce] meat. So, begrudgingly, I used a knife to remove some of the sauce from a small section and took another bite.







Gag. Puke. Barf. Hurl. Evacuate my esophagus. WTF is the nearest puke receptacle? These are the things that flashed in my mind among bursts of stars and light.



After sitting there for a few minutes, I regained my composure and proceeded to wrap the remainder of my sandwich purchase in the paper bag for deposit in the nearest trash can. I exited the building in haste so that I could cleanse my mouth with the ZERO ULTRA Monster waiting in my car.



Having no desire to ingest any other food particles, I returned to work. Sitting here, writing this less than 20 minutes after the incident, I am nauseous.



Conclusion: f*ck you HA for inciting this experiment. :angry:



Please, do not try this:

at home

at work

with your dog

as a hazing tool

for a drunk 3 a.m. "Why not?"

for anyone residing in 'murica.

as an interrogation tool for suspected terrorists

 

ill give them props though,



its pretty clever advertising to create a hype demand for a subpar sammich



COME BUY THIS sh*t BECAUSE WE MIGHT NOT BRING IT BACK!!.....then bring it back every year, probably during a sales slump



bravo McD



bravo

 

I will relive the fear of going back to McDonald's every time I see a McRib commercial.



I don't think I'll ever be able to eat their nuggets again... and those nuggets are pimp

 

Tried to warn you majik but nooooo....

 

Majik my warning may have been a little but I can say I told u so...

 

Pig, not cow.