my fucking mom she keeps treating me like i am 5..... i can't wait to fucking leave

 

I think that's supposed to happen, it's how you get kids to move out. ;P


But I hate employers who think everyone is so desperate to work that they'll be able to hire someone for less than unemployment pays someone in the same industry. I mean, F*CK, I'm more than willing to work hard (ask my friends), but I want a fair days wage for a fair days work.

 

m*therf*ckers who can't tell the difference between a f*cking cat and a f*cking dog.....

 

Summer cause its too damn hot. Winter cause its too damn cold. Cujo's Avatar cause it keeps shooting me with its eyebeam lasers. My hip cause it hurts.

 

people who walkin front of you that some how know you are in a hurry and need to get by so they walk slower...... i told a customer today to "f*ucking move" and pushed past them

 

I hate when people stop the microwave early and leave the remaining time displayed instead of the clock. seriously. it's the newest addition to my pet peeves. I've been that way since I was a child, but I just realized I should add that to my list of other pet peeves.

 

The motherf@cker that stole my xc mountain bike 3 weeks ago, gunna cost me close to a grand to replace.
Corprate controlled media.
Special interest groups in the government.
The destruction of are constitution and bill of rights.
The removal of habeas corpus thanks to the patriot act.

 

People who try to merge illegally after passing 200 people in traffic when they know they need to be in the other lane.

Last time I had been sitting in traffic for about 30 minutes when this guy whips up next to me (right at the fork in the road), while he was trying to force me to let him in and cussing up a storm he didn't notice a cop pulled up behind him. Looked like he sh*t a brick when the cop stuck his head in the window. I hope the cop ticketed him AND made him loop around to get in line like everyone else. devildance.gif

 

People who deliberately shoot those big ass bottle rockets at your house from across the street. We haven't done anything to them and they decided to shoot them all at our house. NICE!

 

^^ Yep. At my house we have the security camera on the tv looking over our cars and what not.

But by far what pisses me off are drivers in Miami.........you name it, they do it.