1. You can't argue, because that will reinforce what they just said.



2. If you don't argue, then what they said stands true.



3. Agree with them.



4. Kick them in the nuts and walk away.

 

Agree with them. It proves them wrong, thus invalidating the point that you are argumentative. So by agreeing with them, you really are being argumentative...in a passive aggressive kind of way!

 

Reply with, "only in regards to people without brain cells."



Thats what I would do, say something smartass back. Or punch them in the face.

 

"I know you are, but what am I?"

 

Am I?

Yes

AM I?

YES

AM I?

YES &^#$&

....Well you repeat yourself a lot and you are very angry. lol



OR



Well, why do you think that is?



OR



Only when talking to you.



OR



Am I argumentative? Or are you just too sensative or stupid to follow (insert favorite insult here)?

I'm not stupid...blah blah blah...

You seem to be the argumentative one, look at you, you are arguing right now.

 

Shrug, and change the subject ro something very uncomfortable for them, and see how long it takes to get them to walk away...

 

I push a nearby person out into traffic...Bar raised, case closed!

 

Look at them weird and ask "really??" Because I'm about as far from argumentative as possible.