Lousy Roommate
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^^^Definitely just bone the sh!t out of his girlfriend if he has one... but the only way he's gonna change is if you say or do something, don't be so nice that you get screwed, you're just gonna be taken advantage of.
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Why not screw his GF, while you are shitting in his sock drawer, after you locked all the cabinets and sent a mail bomb to his mom, call him up on his cell phone during peak hours and blow your load over the mic?
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dam civ...has he every been in the mitilary at all...opps by the way he is acting probly not so... break it down to him..and be nice and profression if that does not work... kick him out or beat that ass down drillsergeant.gif
better yet do this.. when he come home. you be there butt ass naked with a hard on and look him sraight in the eyes and say to him.. I want to f*** you since you moved in and i cant contain my love for you no more..so bend over so we can f***....oh yeah make sure you are playing some music like marve gay "Sexual healing"
thats how o got rid of my roommate that duitry bastard. he left in 30 min
works like a charm..
hearye.gif whos in favour of a beat down
or sexual healing
lol
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better yet do this.. when he come home. you be there butt ass naked with a hard on and look him sraight in the eyes and say to him.. I want to f*** you since you moved in and i cant contain my love for you no more..so bend over so we can f***....oh yeah make sure you are playing some music like marve gay "Sexual healing"
thats how o got rid of my roommate that duitry bastard. he left in 30 min
works like a charm..
hearye.gif whos in favour of a beat down
or sexual healing
lol
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Just tell him what's up. When he does stuff like that, call him on it. If you let it go then it'll just eat you up inside and then when they do something minor you blow up and get angry.
Best advice I could give you.
I've only had one roommate and it sucked. Especially the bathroom thing. Grrrr. mad.gif
Best advice I could give you.
I've only had one roommate and it sucked. Especially the bathroom thing. Grrrr. mad.gif
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ahhhhhhhhh foot in mouth, i frogot to metion if he say yes, u got a BIG problem
and you move out.... my bad frogot plan b. now C is rub poision ivy on the toilot seat and tp.. that one never fails. but dont you use it wavey.gif
and you move out.... my bad frogot plan b. now C is rub poision ivy on the toilot seat and tp.. that one never fails. but dont you use it wavey.gif