Do you ever just get the urge to tell off the idiots on Facebook?



Fat chick posts a picture of her dinner for 14 - the same chick that makes sure to tag herself at the gym every night... do you ever get an overwhelming urge to just text scream STOP EATING YOU OBESE ****.



Maybe it's the chick that posts weekly pictures of her new tattoos, all while crying poor during the week. Ever want to tell her what a dumb **** she is to be wasting more money on tramp stamps?



How about the people with babies or the young chicks that act like it's a babydoll/accessory and not a human being? I know others has complained about this one before. "Here's baby laying down." "Here's baby laying down with a bottle." "This is baby leaning with a bottle." "This is baby leaning without a bottle." STFU YOUR BABY IS UGLY



The chick/dude that constant talks her/himself up while trying to sound like they aren't really gets me. We've all got at least one of those. "Boy, what a rough week at my $100k/year job!" "My car gets such terrible gas mileage! I'm never buying a 450hp 911 Turbo ever again!!"



Then there's the alcoholic that tries to come off as just a partier/social drinker. 11pm Monday: "Wooo, shots with the girls tonight, celebrating a new week!!!" 10pm Tuesday: "Yeeaaaa, Tuesday booseday!!!" Wednesday 8am: "Hump day, celebrating with a couple shots before work!!" Thursday 1am: "Thristy Thursday!!! Out with my ladies!!!!!" Thursday 5am: "Durnk as fuk, wrok i n 1 hors, partiii1!!!!" Friday 9pm: "Weeeeekenddd!!! Starting the party early with some shots!!!" etc etc





Do these common Facebook "friends" want to make anyone else jump through the monitor and strangle them to death?

 

You do choose your own friends. You do choose to add them on facebook. You do choose to look at their stuff. You do have the choice to remove them from your friend list and never see them again.



Also, stop being so negative about people. Calling people obese despite working at the gym - at least they're trying. Maybe that chick gets tattoos because she thinks it makes herself prettier so people will accept her. How dare you call someone's baby ugly you sick minded beast. Why do you associate with people who keep trying to sound rich or are straight up alcoholics?



Grow up or get out.

 

Sounds like HellBilly has some competition with his rants. Everyone has those annoying people in their lives. You can either deal with it and just delete them. Thats what I do.

 

Hmm...what's the name of the alcoholic chick on FB? She sounds fun.

 

Lol, this.

 

Yeah name and phone number please. Does she do anal? Oh NM shes a drunk party chick, shouldn't be that hard to convince her.

 

Convince her? Trust me it's just best to ask for forgiveness. She probably won't remember anyways.

 

Reposted on FB...too good not to.

 

Hah, I used to have like, 300+ people on there (maybe more) but I trim them down every once in a while - But I do lash out sometimes, but rarely does it involve anyone dropping me or me them.



I also have a rule involving people I work with (co-workers), I do not add onto FB until such a time when I am no longer employed there. What's the point, I see you at work every day, in real life, so why not make actual plans? Here's my phone number, call me! It's mostly because I have other plans, and also I vent on FB at work sometimes.



I had to set a few girls straight in the past, not to add "awesome" or "love it" to EVERY SINGLE POST I made, even ones that were clearly marked for a different audience (Posts such as "I've decided to use a 4G67 head on my 4G63/4 build" - "AWESOME" -Seriously?) STFU, you're making me look dumb.



No ex's either, they always complicate sh*t, and cunt block me. I've left ONE ex on there, but that's because she's quite mature for her age and we get along - Other than that, f*ck it. I rarely stay friends with ex's in RL, so why pretend to do it online?



The last girl I dated semi-seriously (after she went out behind my back with a lesser, stupider, more malleable man with little ambition to do anything but praise her) deleted me, and then the whole slew of her friends deleted me too.



Right. :S



The outcome of your facebook experience depends entirely on the user, their outlook, intelligence, and who they surround themselves with. Usually, idiots stick together, so if you've got 700+ friends and most of them are morons... Doesn't take a psychologist to figure out what kind of person you are.



Quality over quantity.