Cripple
 

Crippletron, your Dodge sucks ass, and this is coming from the guy with the Hyundai. Just 'cos you have a bunch of things that you adhiesed to your car, eg. stickers, and a hood scoop, doesn't mean that-



a. You have a nice ride.



2. You're not a cripple



IV. You're an a**hole. (can I say a**hole on here?) I'm

glad your arm is broken. 'cos you're Crippletron. **** you, you (rooster noise censoring the word I really want to say.). Why don't you just buy an Audi, 'cos you're already a (rooster noise).



Moving on from Crippletron...



The two (cat noise covering the word I want to say) with Harleys that were busting my "Riceburner" balls on the way back from racing... I can kick your ass, and my bike can kick your bike's ass. And it's a YSR50. you wanna go, we'll go.



Retired cop: you're not a cop, I'll drift my KE100 as much as I want. What the **** are you gonna do?



Mesothelioma: **** YOU! STEVE MCQUEEN WAS, AND STILL IS, THE BEST PERSON EVER!



**** YOU!



































...**** YOU!



Charlie Sheen: I say things so crazy, they're not even audible to your ears! Quit making money off something I do better for free!



Jon Benjamin: Stay with Archer, and the 6,538,179 shows you improve by being funny as hell, cancel that ****storm you're doing on fox, and put King Of The Hill back on tv. If neccessary, I can voice Hank, Kahn, Boomhaur, and maybe Dale.



Weather: Even in the summer, motorcyclists wear jeans. Take note, as my balls are drowning.



Norm Macdonald: Nothing, keep up the good work. Kinda stole your bit.

P.S. I'll get back to you, knowing me, there's probably more.

Female Hipsters: LOWER YOUR STANDARDS! ...Damn, take a lesson from Track Hoes.

Male Hipsters: Look male, so I don't accidentally want to **** you in a parking lot. I'm not bipolar, I'm bi... Wait, BISEXUAL!?

You, 'cos you probably won't get this joke:



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And sleep, like California, I can't get to it in one night

Hyundai Aftermarket: Still a sausage fest, and most members, I'd assume, either are asleep, ignoring me, or "sleep ignoring". The worst part being that they stole my idea, 'cos I just invented that.

Germans: wear longer shorts and speak English.

Germans: wear longer shorts and speak English.

:Shifty: :nuts2:



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