silverstreak |
06-22-2011 12:50 AM |
Cripple
Crippletron, your Dodge sucks ass, and this is coming from the guy with the Hyundai. Just 'cos you have a bunch of things that you adhiesed to your car, eg. stickers, and a hood scoop, doesn't mean that-
a. You have a nice ride.
2. You're not a cripple
IV. You're an a**hole. (can I say a**hole on here?) I'm
glad your arm is broken. 'cos you're Crippletron. **** you, you (rooster noise censoring the word I really want to say.). Why don't you just buy an Audi, 'cos you're already a (rooster noise).
Moving on from Crippletron...
The two (cat noise covering the word I want to say) with Harleys that were busting my "Riceburner" balls on the way back from racing... I can kick your ass, and my bike can kick your bike's ass. And it's a YSR50. you wanna go, we'll go.
Retired cop: you're not a cop, I'll drift my KE100 as much as I want. What the **** are you gonna do?
Mesothelioma: **** YOU! STEVE MCQUEEN WAS, AND STILL IS, THE BEST PERSON EVER!
**** YOU!
...**** YOU!
Charlie Sheen: I say things so crazy, they're not even audible to your ears! Quit making money off something I do better for free!
Jon Benjamin: Stay with Archer, and the 6,538,179 shows you improve by being funny as hell, cancel that ****storm you're doing on fox, and put King Of The Hill back on tv. If neccessary, I can voice Hank, Kahn, Boomhaur, and maybe Dale.
Weather: Even in the summer, motorcyclists wear jeans. Take note, as my balls are drowning.
Norm Macdonald: Nothing, keep up the good work. Kinda stole your bit.
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