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07-18-2006, 02:24 PM
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The Seven Dwarfs arrive at the Vatican and request an urgent audience
>with the Pope and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to
>see his Holiness.
>Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do
>for
you?"
>Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns
>in
Rome?"
>The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks For a moment and
>answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the
>background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and
>gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship,
>are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
>The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
>"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other
>dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences
>them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme
>holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns any where in the world?" After
>consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son,
>there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
>The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the
>floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting......
wait for it.....
>
>"Dopey f***ed a penguin !"
> "Dopey f***ed a penguin!"
>with the Pope and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to
>see his Holiness.
>Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do
>for
you?"
>Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns
>in
Rome?"
>The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks For a moment and
>answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the
>background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and
>gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship,
>are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
>The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
>"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other
>dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences
>them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme
>holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns any where in the world?" After
>consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son,
>there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
>The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the
>floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting......
wait for it.....
>
>"Dopey f***ed a penguin !"
> "Dopey f***ed a penguin!"
07-18-2006, 02:41 PM
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Q: What's the difference between
a rooster and a hooker?
A: A rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a
hooker says any cock will do.
And another one....
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed.
Little Bo Peep was givin him head,
As soon as he came, she started to weep.
She knew by the taste he'd been f***in her sheep.
a rooster and a hooker?
A: A rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a
hooker says any cock will do.
And another one....
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed.
Little Bo Peep was givin him head,
As soon as he came, she started to weep.
She knew by the taste he'd been f***in her sheep.
07-18-2006, 07:57 PM
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QUOTE (1ucb4u @ Jul 18 2006, 04:00 PM)
Women r the best Engines
I think you're forgetting a few things.
Very high maintenance, needs a lot of attention to stay running smoothly.
Tempermental engine that only turns on when it's in the mood.
Can often break down completely. Easier just to get a new engine than rebuild, although many choose the latter since they've put so much money into it already.
Usually requires premium fuel, and occasional expensive additives.
