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Virginity for Justin Bieber tickets

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Old Aug 23, 2011 | 01:42 PM
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http://gawker.com/5832598/teen-girls...bieber-tickets



Pedobear? lol



And this comment below the story had me



Any girl offering up her virginity for Bieber tickets ain't a virgin.



I gave my virginity to about 5 different guys between the ages of 16 and 20, because I didn't want them to feel bad about what shitty lays they were. "Oh, is it supposed to take longer than 5 seconds? I wouldn't know! I'm a virgin!"



And then between the ages of 21 and 25, I was a "virgin" in my bum. And then I kept giving different gents that special gift over and over again. Why? I don't know. So they wouldn't think I was slutty, I think.



And there are probably 20 guys I've lied to and told them that they gave me my first orgasm. Just to make them feel special, which is pathetic in retrospect.



Sexually, there were just so many things wrong with me for a good decade. (Edit comment)
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Old Aug 23, 2011 | 03:45 PM
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Story somewhat funny but mostly lame.



Slut's comment was full of win though!
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Old Aug 27, 2011 | 07:06 PM
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comment of the year material
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Old Aug 28, 2011 | 01:49 AM
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Complete Slut off in the comments, where were all these women when i was in HS, Yet, I get married and now i see them Everywhere... WTF!!!! LOL
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