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Old Nov 2, 2010 | 07:49 AM
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Default Talk to me about virgins.

So long story short: girl I went to high school with goes to college out of state, she was in town this weekend for Halloween. She was all over my junk all weekend long BUT she's a virgin. So I'm asking HA for some insight, will this be the worst mistake of my life? I like the girl, she is way cool. I just dont know if I should get involved with this situation. Thoughts? Experiences?
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Old Nov 2, 2010 | 07:52 AM
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Just remember that most chicks keep their hearts in their vagina's so if you do her she will probably fall instantly in love with you. Or, she may just be looking to get the deed over and done with by someone she knows so that she can go back to school and whore it up.
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Old Nov 2, 2010 | 12:41 PM
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This is a good recipe for long term regrets and short-term destruction of a relationship. There's always later if you don't do it now, but there's never any take-backs if you do. Sex is like a short-circuit for relationship development. Why have long nights talking and getting to know & love each other if you can scrog instead? If all you want is tail, that's no worry. If you think in another year or two you might have got closer-enough to consider marriage, it's a potential problem.



. . . nevermind the moral angle.

. . . or the STDs (you never know)

. . . or wanting to wait until marriage because it actually is something special . . . .
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Old Nov 2, 2010 | 03:53 PM
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Just do it!!!
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Old Nov 2, 2010 | 03:57 PM
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[Eminem]

Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek

and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink

Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b*tch's earlobe..

(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old

You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)

Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)

f*ck this b*tch right here on the spot bare

Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there

(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)

No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!

(sh*t, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)

Man f*ck that, hit that sh*t raw dawg and bail..
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Old Nov 2, 2010 | 04:04 PM
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Ehh.....This one is 18 or better! He's good to go!
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Old Nov 3, 2010 | 02:53 AM
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Just hit it.
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