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12-10-2005, 02:03 PM
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Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work....that ONE FOR BEER
Warm beer tastes awful...ugh.
One point to VAGINA
A really cold beer is satisfying.
2-1 Beer
If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
DEFINETELY ONE POINT TO VAGINA
If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
Hmm, lets call this one a DRAW dunno.gif
Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. VAGINA GETS ANOTHER
If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
ONE POINT 2 VAGINA
If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. fing02.gif VAGINA- THAT'S TWO IN A ROW
You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. God > flying saucers, ONE POINT 2 VAGINA
Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. wink1.gif VAGINA GETS ANOTHER
In most countries there's a tax on beer. 02.gif
VAGINA = ONE MORE
If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. lmao.gif
ONE PinT FOR BEER
You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
ONE POINT 4 BEER
If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but at least eventually it settles down.
ONE MORE 4 BEER
With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc
ONE FOR BEER
You always know how much beer is going to cost
DayuM! ONE MORE 4 BEER
Beer doesn't have a mother
BEER GETS ONE HUGE ASS POINT
Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
FINAL POINT GOES TO...BEER!
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
Sorry if I offended anyone, If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings wink1.gif, let alone express them...
^^you knwo WHAT! That's one more point for beer. fing02.gif
Feel free to add
Warm beer tastes awful...ugh.
One point to VAGINA
A really cold beer is satisfying.
2-1 Beer
If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
DEFINETELY ONE POINT TO VAGINA
If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
Hmm, lets call this one a DRAW dunno.gif
Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. VAGINA GETS ANOTHER
If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
ONE POINT 2 VAGINA
If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. fing02.gif VAGINA- THAT'S TWO IN A ROW
You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. God > flying saucers, ONE POINT 2 VAGINA
Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. wink1.gif VAGINA GETS ANOTHER
In most countries there's a tax on beer. 02.gif
VAGINA = ONE MORE
If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. lmao.gif
ONE PinT FOR BEER
You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
ONE POINT 4 BEER
If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but at least eventually it settles down.
ONE MORE 4 BEER
With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc
ONE FOR BEER
You always know how much beer is going to cost
DayuM! ONE MORE 4 BEER
Beer doesn't have a mother
BEER GETS ONE HUGE ASS POINT
Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
FINAL POINT GOES TO...BEER!
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
Sorry if I offended anyone, If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings wink1.gif, let alone express them...
^^you knwo WHAT! That's one more point for beer. fing02.gif
Feel free to add
