$100 Bill
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$100 Bill
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, 'Where in the
hell have you been?'
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly'
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disdain.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on
his privates?'
'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Larry is recovering in room 232 at Duke Medical Center, Durham, North Carolina.
(Visiting hours are between 1p.m. and 2 p.m. I.C.U.)
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hell have you been?'
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly'
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disdain.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on
his privates?'
'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Larry is recovering in room 232 at Duke Medical Center, Durham, North Carolina.
(Visiting hours are between 1p.m. and 2 p.m. I.C.U.)
lmao.gif lol2.gif