$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather



Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.



The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. For your $1.5 million you get the following features:



1. Ruby Red matte paint

2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows

3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels

4. Whale Penis Leather interior

5. Tungsten exhaust

6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies

7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard

8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button

9. Additional outside kevlar coating

10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.



And, of course, of course -

THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.