I dont understand the Donk culture
04-05-2011, 10:28 PM
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DONK DIY
Step 1. Obtain a 1980-1990 car for $500 (because you're poor and you can afford it)
Step 2. Raise it up aproximately 1 foot or greater. (this way you are bigger then everyone else and it's cheap)
Step 3. Install 20inch or greater rims, and ensure their value is at least 5x the value of the car (you got money to spend because of tax returns)
Step 4. Get in good with someone who can paint a car and get them laughing about your favorite candy (Little do you know... it's so rediculous, they will paint it on your car for you)
Anything else is gravy... Really, that's the mentality. No lie... That's all there is to it... The guy at the paint booth knows it is so rediculous or attention grabbing that everyone will ask who does it. Seriously... that's the enitre story of how donks happen. The mentality and everything... The order cannot be changed from step 1 to step 4. It's the way it happens, every time. The only exception is "posers"... don't ask me why, but there ARE donk posers.
Step 1. Obtain a 1980-1990 car for $500 (because you're poor and you can afford it)
Step 2. Raise it up aproximately 1 foot or greater. (this way you are bigger then everyone else and it's cheap)
Step 3. Install 20inch or greater rims, and ensure their value is at least 5x the value of the car (you got money to spend because of tax returns)
Step 4. Get in good with someone who can paint a car and get them laughing about your favorite candy (Little do you know... it's so rediculous, they will paint it on your car for you)
Anything else is gravy... Really, that's the mentality. No lie... That's all there is to it... The guy at the paint booth knows it is so rediculous or attention grabbing that everyone will ask who does it. Seriously... that's the enitre story of how donks happen. The mentality and everything... The order cannot be changed from step 1 to step 4. It's the way it happens, every time. The only exception is "posers"... don't ask me why, but there ARE donk posers.
04-05-2011, 10:54 PM
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Step 4. Get in good with someone who can paint a car and get them laughing about your favorite candy (Little do you know... it's so rediculous, they will paint it on your car for you)
those steps are the funniest thing i've heard in a while.
aren't there copyright laws?