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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 01:13 AM
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so at work our bathrooms are by the docks(garage doors), so i went to go take a piss(i work 2nd shift by the way), anyways i'm taking a piss and a mesquito lands on my penis. i'm scared shitless right now so i'm like f*** and i wiggle it and it comes off. but f*** if that bit me that would be a thousands years of pain. thought i'd just share my story. learned my lesson now leave the lights off til you go to pee.
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 01:19 AM
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You made my day!
People at work are looking wierd-ish at me now with this big grin on my face.

Must be terrifying though! Be happy nothing happend
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 02:10 AM
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wow lol....
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 07:10 AM
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Reminds me of one of my favorite songs.


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There's a skeeter on my peter, wack it off!

There's a skeeter on my peter, wack it off...

There's a skeeter on my peter,

Jeremy's trying to breed 'er,

There's a skeeter on my peter...

WACK IT OFF!
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 08:10 AM
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Don't worry by a mosquito, hey worried by a bee..... That would Painful...
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 08:19 AM
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NO, be worried by a girl with a mouthful of braces
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 08:56 AM
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funniest random thread everrrr
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 09:47 AM
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QUOTE (netcom @ Jul 10 2008, 10:19 AM)
NO, be worried by a girl with a mouthful of braces


Been down that road, but she was VERY careful...and oh sooooo good.. fing02.gif
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 11:31 AM
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^AHAHAHA

Awesome thread. Mosquitos around here suck now. I dont pee outside for that reason/
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 11:53 PM
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There's a dozen on my cousin whack 'em off!


I haven't heard that in forever.
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