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ok so heres a thread for all your sex jokes and heres one to get yall started\
A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar.
"I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time."
"You miss me that much?" she asks.
"No," he says. "But it kept me from coming too fast."
A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar.
"I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time."
"You miss me that much?" she asks.
"No," he says. "But it kept me from coming too fast."
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I don't have an actual joke to add, but here's a couple of my favorite sexually related threads on this site.
Best DIY ever!: http://www.rdtiburon.com/index.php?showtop...l=best+diy+ever
Best way to fit it in the tailpipe?: http://www.rdtiburon.com/index.php?showtop...mp;hl=fit+it+in
Best DIY ever!: http://www.rdtiburon.com/index.php?showtop...l=best+diy+ever
Best way to fit it in the tailpipe?: http://www.rdtiburon.com/index.php?showtop...mp;hl=fit+it+in
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"So i was laying in bed with my girlfriend the other day, and she rolls over to me and says 'You are such a pedophile!'... to which i reply 'that's an awfully big word for an eleven-year-old!"
... a friend of mind tells this to all the new people he meets... sad
... a friend of mind tells this to all the new people he meets... sad
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Q. What are three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What happens when you kiss a canary?
A. You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
a friend of mine i work with told me this one:
Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What happens when you kiss a canary?
A. You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
a friend of mine i work with told me this one:
Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.