ok, i know this is a weird topic, but i was thinking about it today, and i need to hear some more of these.

i remember a topic posted on hp.com or here way back in the day from some forum that had a bunch of definitions and peoples takes on these things. i was trying to think of some more of these but i couldn't and wanted to hear other peoples take on classic things like angry pirate, angry dragon, etc. and add your own..

heres some off the top of my head:

angry pirate: so, when your banging a girl from behind, spit on her back, pull out, and pop it in her eye.. at this point, she will be covering her eye from the stinging.. then kick her AS HARD AS YOU CAN in the shin, then she will grab her shin with her other hand and hop around going ARRRGGG like a peg legged pirate..

Snowballing: well yeah, explains itself, but basically a bunch of dumb girls with a wad of man goo, tranferring from one to the other, eventually giving the snowball effect.

donkey punch: doing a girl doggy style, and right when she is about to go O, punch her as hard as you can in the back of the head, knocking her unconscious.

please add to this.

 

the strawberry shortcake: nut in her mouth, punch her in the stomach so it comes out her nose, then punch her in the nose, making her bleed out the nose, creating a strawberry shortcake effect.

also the angry dragon: nut in her mouth, than slam her head down so it comes out her nose, shes gonne be so pissed with nut runing out of her nose !!

man thats so bad. LOL

 

Eiffel tower- two guys are banging a girl while standing up could be one in the front one in the back or one in the back one in the mouth, and they connect hands to form the eiffel tower

glazed jelly dough nut- girl is giving you head, and right after you bust, you pull out and punch her in the nose..... blood comes out her nose for the jelly and the glaze comes out of her mouth so she can breath lol

The rusty trombone- is a sexual act. It is performed typically in a standing position with knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus. The other partner typically is on their knees behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man, mimicking the motions of a trombone player. The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of anilingus with penile masturbation, however other positions and variations are possible.

rusty trumpet- cousin of rusty trombone. girl licks ass. girl squeezes on dick with fingers mimicking trumpet player.

The Cleveland steamer- A sexual act by nature the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip.

hot carl- the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.

blumpkin- The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Abe Lincoln- When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

alligator f***house- The act known as the Alligator f***house consists of placing the female lying down on her side, opening her legs like the powerful jaws of the mighty crocodile, and imitating the couragous tamer of these fearsome beasts.... ramming your entire head into her vagina.

cincinnati bowtie- When you reverse titty-f*** a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

alaskan pipeline- alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo

 

Bull Ride/Rodeo Style - While your giving it to her from behind, smack her on the ass, tell her you've f***ed way better and then see if you can hold on for a full 8 seconds.

 

^ one alternative is to tell her that her sister is way better in bed. then wrap her hair in your hand N HOLD ON

 

Bullwinkle: When she does not go unconcious, then you stick out your tounge and put your thumbs in you ear with extended hands in the air nana.gif . This makes you look like bullwinkle and makes the whole thing look like a joke.

 

^^Spiderman - Chicks giving you head, right before you blow, you pull out, nut in your hand and slap her in the face, making you cum look like a spider web after it hits her. =)

The Houdini - Doing a girl doggie style, right before you're finished you pull out and spit on her back making her think you just finished, when she turns around you nut in her eye

 

^^^ thats the Philly fake out, the Houdini is when your f***ing a girl in the dark, your friend hides in the closet..... you decide on a key phrase like "i wanna f*** you dogie style," when your friend hears this, you switch spots with him and watch the magic when the lights go back on lol

 

The Dolphin-- You are giving to the girl doggy-style and it slips out, you place the head on the anal opening. The girl turns around and shaking her head, also making a flipper-like sound.

 

hilarious. anyone say dirty sanchez yet? getting a girl in the butt, pull out and wipe a little poo stash on her.