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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 12:03 PM
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REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent............................12 Calories
Without her consent......................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands............................ 8 Calories
With one hand..............................12 Calories
With your teeth...........................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection............................6 Calories
Without an erection.....................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary...............................12 Calories
69 lying down.............................78 Calories
69 standing up...........................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow..............................216 Calories
Doggy Style..............................326 Calories
Italian chandelier......................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real.....................................112 Calories
Fake....................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging......................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.....................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816
Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years................................36 Calories
30-39 years................................80 Calories
40-49 years...............................124 Calories
50-59 years.............................1,972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still
pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS

Calmly....................................32 Calories
In a hurry................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door..8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door...13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD..

Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans
Are having SEX!

And you're on the computer
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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 12:39 PM
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Ok, that's hilarious smile.gif
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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 01:42 PM
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DRESSING AFTERWARDS

With your wife knocking at the door...13,521 Calories

oo, i could imagine cool.gif
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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 01:48 PM
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Now that is funny. =P lmao.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif
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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 01:56 PM
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Removing her clothes without her consent.lol.. that was the funniest
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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 02:36 PM
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Ehh, I'm suprised anal isn't on there.

LOL
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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 04:02 PM
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good stuff. lmao.gif
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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 04:17 PM
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great find majik... nice fing02.gif
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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 06:11 PM
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i seen this before in an email from someone at work...

but it is funny
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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 06:49 PM
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haha that is great

Without her consent......................2,187 Calories

lmao.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif
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