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View Poll Results: When wiping, do you stand or sit?
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 11:16 AM
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Well....
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 11:49 AM
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I had a friend who would stand, and we told him to sit, and when he tried it he was like "man, you can get right in there!" lmao.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 12:22 PM
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hahahaha, do you think there should be a choice for half stand/half sit. I dunno, I think you're either sitting or you're not. Cause if you're not, you're on your feet which means you're standing. and just for the record, standing is for losers.
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 01:26 PM
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Do we really need a poll for this?

Anyone that stands to wipe probably has skid marks.


Better poll would be "Baby wipes or just dry toilet paper"?
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 01:43 PM
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I'm sorry, but is there ANYONE who uses baby wipes?

And this suggestion comes from a guy who was in the military? tongue.gif
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 01:47 PM
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I do.

It's better than having dried shit smeared across your cheeks.

The MILITARY are the folks that do that. When you are out in the desert, woods, wherever, and you only get to shower like once a week/2 weeks/month, then you come up with other ways to keep yourself clean and not smelling like a latrine.

Habit followed me out.


Personally, I would love a bidet, clean ass all the time.

You may think it's funny, but buy some wipes and try it for a month. Just make sure you take a dry wipe at the end, wet cheeks in your boxer briefs feels wierd.
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 01:53 PM
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^^Hey hey I support your thinking mang. I personally use both wet baby wipes and the bidet. And think that is a right way to go.

but why poll on this??
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 03:59 PM
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Never thought about standing...
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 04:09 PM
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Ya rly, who stands. lol
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 04:11 PM
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i've never even considered standing..wtf?

i agree with the wipes thing, much better.
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