View Poll Results: When wiping, do you stand or sit?
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hahahaha, do you think there should be a choice for half stand/half sit. I dunno, I think you're either sitting or you're not. Cause if you're not, you're on your feet which means you're standing. and just for the record, standing is for losers.
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Do we really need a poll for this?
Anyone that stands to wipe probably has skid marks.
Better poll would be "Baby wipes or just dry toilet paper"?
Do we really need a poll for this?
Anyone that stands to wipe probably has skid marks.
Better poll would be "Baby wipes or just dry toilet paper"?
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I do.
It's better than having dried shit smeared across your cheeks.
The MILITARY are the folks that do that. When you are out in the desert, woods, wherever, and you only get to shower like once a week/2 weeks/month, then you come up with other ways to keep yourself clean and not smelling like a latrine.
Habit followed me out.
Personally, I would love a bidet, clean ass all the time.
You may think it's funny, but buy some wipes and try it for a month. Just make sure you take a dry wipe at the end, wet cheeks in your boxer briefs feels wierd.
It's better than having dried shit smeared across your cheeks.
The MILITARY are the folks that do that. When you are out in the desert, woods, wherever, and you only get to shower like once a week/2 weeks/month, then you come up with other ways to keep yourself clean and not smelling like a latrine.
Habit followed me out.
Personally, I would love a bidet, clean ass all the time.
You may think it's funny, but buy some wipes and try it for a month. Just make sure you take a dry wipe at the end, wet cheeks in your boxer briefs feels wierd.



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