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Old Aug 20, 2006 | 09:10 AM
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Okay, I was just looking through my junkmail folder and saw one I'll share. Please, humor me with the worst/best email subjects you've ever recieved.


Mine...

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Tired o small and fragile penis? Try penis enlarge patch!


Fragile?!?!?

lmao.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif

Post up yours.
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Old Aug 20, 2006 | 04:41 PM
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here's one...

"You have a big heart but a small penis"

and another...

" Virggin pusssy plunderred with thhrobbing manmmeat.cerenkov"

again...

" Up to 500% more volume - Cover her in it if you want"

and yet again...

" Sweeter tasting sperm - Studies show it improves the flavor"
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Old Aug 20, 2006 | 05:08 PM
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Well i was going to move this to 18+ Since its bound to contain some stuff not appropriate for off topic but i dont have anymore powers over off topic now?
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Old Aug 20, 2006 | 05:19 PM
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you got moved to members for some reason. give it a try now.
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Old Aug 20, 2006 | 08:07 PM
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Thats better lol.

Somebody dont want me to have ALL my powers at once haha.

OH on topic?

Probably something like "Disatisfied with your Man's Size?"

Woah, just woah
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Old Aug 20, 2006 | 08:28 PM
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"click on me"

uuuughhhhh.
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Old Aug 20, 2006 | 08:34 PM
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"Buy drugs online! dkfmdkgoifgjdfi"

"Enlarge your penis for free!"

Stupid spammers.
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Old Aug 21, 2006 | 07:27 AM
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mSEXUALYiEXPLICITm: CNN Breaking News
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Old Aug 21, 2006 | 09:45 AM
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The Strokes bring New York City sounds to Canada's first Virgin Festival
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