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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 10:46 PM
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I'm 6'2" and had sex with a girl who's 5'10" in the back seat. It was tricky, but here's how you do it. First, put both seats leaning forward and as far forward as possible. Then, MAKE SURE YOU PUSH THE BACK SEATBELTS DOWN INTO THOSE HOLES FOR THEM. Third, the guy sits in the middle of the back seat with his legs spread to the front corners as far as the seats will allow him. The girl, who has to be somewhat flexible, then goes on top, knees in basically the middle of the two back seats and you commence with the whoopi. She is going to hit her head on the rear hatch quite often, just do her right and it wont matter, trust me.

Have fun kids, and remember, just tell her you thought you already put the condom on.

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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 10:55 PM
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hehe, had to steal that from some other forum i found via google.

anyways, lol, very imformative diy, I'll have to try this method next time. last time i used and alternative method, work fine and no head banging either. lol.gif

btw, to all the noobs this is a very good first mod, a must!!
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 10:57 PM
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QUOTE (JonnyArmani @ Apr 6 2005, 04:46 AM)
I'm 6'2" and had sex with a girl who's 5'10" in the back seat. It was tricky, but here's how you do it. First, put both seats leaning forward and as far forward as possible. Then, MAKE SURE YOU PUSH THE BACK SEATBELTS DOWN INTO THOSE HOLES FOR THEM. Third, the guy sits in the middle of the back seat with his legs spread to the front corners as far as the seats will allow him. The girl, who has to be somewhat flexible, then goes on top, knees in basically the middle of the two back seats and you commence with the whoopi. She is going to hit her head on the rear hatch quite often, just do her right and it wont matter, trust me.

Have fun kids, and remember, just tell her you thought you already put the condom on.

JonnyArmani - Tuner extraordinaire



lol good advice, hopefully everyone with a tib is gettin some
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 10:57 PM
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So much for your sig! wink1.gif
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 11:05 PM
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hehe i like my 4 door better...more room

also kemper

long live j2elantra.com!!!
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 11:07 PM
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^^^ You son of a b****, this is an educational post ONLY, keep your forum repping to the streets where your gutter ass belongs!
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 12:01 AM
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omfg did you dream again last night about your mother tongue.gif

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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 01:40 AM
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QUOTE (Supercow @ Apr 6 2005, 07:55 AM)
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Danm, I miss that smile (pic).

This topic should be sticked. And should be extended to.... 100 WAYS HOW TO DO IT IN YOUR TIB laugh.gif

Cause DO IT YOURSELF sounds a bit strange tongue.gif
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 06:10 AM
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QUOTE (Dmitry @ Apr 6 2005, 03:40 AM)
This topic should be sticked. And should be extended to.... 100 WAYS HOW TO DO IT IN YOUR TIB laugh.gif

no, no it shouldn't...

and when i "broke in" the tib (before i had a rear strut bar), i folded the seats down and opened the hatch. fit perfectly

good times.

now i gotta break in the Jetta. hehehe
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 07:06 AM
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driver seat.. girl straddled. one knee on the arm rest in the center console. one knee on the arm rest on the door.... unfortunately for her... sore knees. but i was fine... laugh.gif
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