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Old May 21, 2001 | 06:27 AM
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so stupid she tripped over a cordless telephone!

Any other good Yo Momma Snaps welcomed...yes I am bored!
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Old May 21, 2001 | 06:55 AM
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Yo mamma so fat....

She was standing in line when her pager went off and the kid behind her said "EVERY LOOK OUT! She's backing up"
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Old May 21, 2001 | 07:36 AM
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Yo MOMMA IS so FAT and so POOR that she gets $$$ for her $0.39 Cheese burgers on Sundays by going to the park and letting kids use her as a JOLLY JUMPER.

beat that!
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Old May 21, 2001 | 07:47 AM
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yo momma's so fat she's got more roles than a bakery!

yo momma's smells so bad, she has to use right and left guard!

yo momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Don King in a headlock!
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Old May 21, 2001 | 08:06 AM
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Yo mamma soooooooooooooooo ugly...

She got a job at the airport sniffing luggage.
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Old May 21, 2001 | 08:12 AM
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Yo mama so fat she's got to take her pants of to get in her pockets.

Yo mama so fat her ass is registered in two different zip codes.
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Old May 21, 2001 | 08:16 AM
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Yo mamma so fat....

She has to use beach towels to wipe her a$$
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Old May 21, 2001 | 08:18 AM
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Yo mamma so fat....

She has to use beach towels to wipe her a$$
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Old May 21, 2001 | 08:39 AM
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YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID...That when I told her she should try Head & Shoulders.....She got on my shoulders and gave me HEAD!
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Old May 21, 2001 | 08:50 AM
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How did she give you head while she was on your shoulders?

If she was on your shoulders wouldn't that mean that you were licking the clam?
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