Washed my car and it just rained...

The "family size" labeling on this bag of Oreos is making me feel guilty.

I just blew $20 on two new USB 2.0 cables: micro and mini-B. The catch? They're braided. Holy sh*t, they are so awesome. I don't want to live in a world without braided exterior cable jackets.

I really wanted to play some Assassin's Creed 4 this weekend but I managed to break the HDMI cable connecting my PC to the entertainment center by sliding a couch into it and none of the replacement HDMI cables I have on hand are long enough.

Air conditioning took almost a full shift to be repaired. I got all warm.

The bathroom on our floor at work is taped off because they are putting in new sinks. Have to walk down a flight of steps to take care of business.

I just got back from vacation today to learn that I have been nominated for on-call duty this weekend.

My last on call was also on my Birthday earlier this year.



Sometimes I really f---ing hate IT. :banghead2:

Cable internet provider finally digitized all their television programming today. No more free cable channels on our TVs with cable tuners built-in. :headshake:

Nominated as Best DJ in the city again this year, and now every bride/groom, and bar in the city wants me to do an event or wedding, causing a lot of my weekends next year to be completely booked up and my bank account to skyrocket upwards. Oh the humanity! :disappointed2: :cry:

My son's tooth brush battery died.

Too many BDs, DVDs, VHS, games and even a few BetaMax so this happened:

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Red Oak is expensive too #lifehard #diy4life

Disappointment follows me in my dreams. Woke up this morning, and it took forever to get back to sleep.

Bought a bag of candy thinking it would last until Halloween. I ate it all within a 4 days. I am teh fat! :cry: :cry:

Someone called the cops on the Halloween party/Illegal fireworks display I went to last night. Everyone had to leave.

My flash player plugin is outdated, but i don't want to upgrade to continue

Bank closed the branch near my house - near meaning about 3 miles. Now I have to drive more like 5 miles if I just want to use an atm with no fee. :thumbdown:

I gutted my engine bay, now it takes longer to warm up.

I support a new product at work that tripled my workload. Now I am busy 6 hours of my 8 hour shift and barely have any time to lurk and troll HA forums.

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My usual bikini espresso stand was bought out by a new (way hotter) espresso stand so my half full punchcard is useless.

I just learned my insurance has a program that will reimburse me $20 a month if I go to the gym 3 times a week and now I have to switch to a participating gym.

Got out sniped on an ebay bid in the last second due to a network lag. :fire1:

Seriously furious because the bid ended at $113 and the items tends to sell for $500. :banghead2: UGH!!!!!

Put new fleece sheets on the bed last night, made it too warm and comfortable to get up this morning, was almost late to work because I wanted to sleep in.

First world problem: I can buy Kenneth Eriksson's widebody F2 rally kit if I want but all the money is going to girlfriend.

^ Car > Girlfriend :P

^Car > Girlfriend

yesterday, I had to socialize at someone's house where they fed me sirloin steak, brats and salmon while making me drink mixed drinks. It was a rough three hours but I got through it.

3 lights are out in the string on my christmas tree which means they wont stay on. have to go out and buy either replacement bulbs or a whole new string.

Got too many clothes for Christmas and now my dresser is too full to close the drawers.

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We've take up a collection for flowers. :(

I have all my tax documents, and I'm due a reasonably large refund, but TurboTax says I can't file until Monday because not all the forms are ready.

My wife has to pollute one of our computers with Windows 8 because she needs it for some computer-related class in school.

I drove to Seattle for a Caliburger because In-N-Out is too far away.

had to eat my hot dog with sliced bread because i forgot to buy buns.

Janitorial staff cleaned out the fridge this weekend and threw away my vegetable dip. Now I have to eat my vegetables raw.

I had to put air in my tire today because it was a little low.

Don't know where to put my '16 IRA money to work now that the market seems to be stabilizing.

I think democracy might be broken in my 1st world country. :Paranoid2:

After 21 years I quit my job :finger2:...Start my new job in April!:happyanim:

The automatic stapler on the printer at work was out of staples, so all my documents came out not stapled. Had to staple said docs manually.

Today I was forced to have a salmon lunch followed by a steak dinner. Not good enough!