I was just about to post this, but with Fedex.



"Sorry we missed you at 2pm for the last 3 days....."

the wooden cap came off of my cholula sauce so now i gotta just use the plastic cap.

Didn't have enough time for both, had to choose between breakfast and morning sex. I was hungry until I could cook something at work.

I hate Alexa commercials...the last one caused my Echo show to start playing jazz music...

i had to pay for the beer at my company paid for steak lunch

I was cutting up onions to make a big pot of French onion soup and my eyes hurt.

I ordered a pizza with a new crust (pan) instead of my regular (hand toss) and it was too greasy/oily. Back to hand toss crust on the next order.

I got brain freeze from ice cream earlier.

I was expecting an Amazon package today but it got held up at a facility so I wont get it until tomorrow even though I chose 2 days shipping with Prime.

After 7 years, my above ground dish style fire pit fell apart this weekend. Time to build a better one made out of bricks.