who has valuable collectibles that are unopened and in the original packaging? i have 4 star wars action figures that are original from the early 80s that are unopened and in their package still. heard they worth some good money but i'll keep them for as long as i can so the value keeps increasing.

 

I haz Gen 1 Transformers.

 

I gots a Picasso

 

You kidnapped one of the Picasso family?

 

I have a few things, but mostly newer collectibles. Only problem is that I don't know that they'll ever gain any real value.

 

I hear Stocker is still celibate

 

I present my 4 children as evidence to the contrary, along with some heavily redacted testimony from my darling wife!

 

I used to collect virgins, but once they get deflowered, they lose their value

 

So you never bother to desecrate their innocence?