President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the
classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their
meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word "tragedy".

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a
great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the
room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet
voice he said:

"If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly
fire"
missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that
would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't
be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

 

LOL..

 

8O Nice, very nice. That could go for anybody too. LOL Just switch the names!

 

haha,
That was a good read! lol.gif

 

that made me chuckle

 

can't wait till Redz sees this....

 

LMAO exactly how I feel.... Too bad it hasn't happened...... Yet lol.gif

 

i'm sure i've read that before, but w/ a different main character than GWB... still funny.

FOUR MORE YEARS! laugh.gif

 

Saw it right after he posted it.

 

that was good for a laugh in my office.