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Old Jul 19, 2006 | 10:31 PM
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so a friend of mine smoked a cig in my car when i wasnt in it, knowing that i dont let anyone smoke near the leather and knowing that i dont smoke myself and i hate the smell. so anyways i find the ash and i ask him about it. he just says that he was drunk and on zanex(spelling??)

so when hes at the junkyard lookin for axles for his crx i decided to get a little bit of some smelly revenge for the tib. heres some pics of the operation

first i needed the ingredents for smell
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h250/opt.../revenge007.jpg
Cheese
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h250/opt.../revenge005.jpg
and peppers.

the next thing i needed was my target

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h250/opt.../revenge001.jpg
crx (dont let the looks fool you it has b18 swap , going in for full JDM glass roof, and the whole jdm leather interior)

so while he was gone i laid out the cheese and peppers in the hatch like so
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h250/opt.../revenge003.jpg

and then i let them sit in some 90-100 degree heat for a few hours and it looked a lil somethin like this
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h250/opt.../revenge002.jpg

and as u could imagine that shit smelled like absolute shit. and the look on his face was well worth the time it took to get the smell out. owned.gif

so if any of you guys get your ride's disrespected this is a good way to get back without actualy damaging someones car.
Old Jul 19, 2006 | 11:10 PM
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Just looking at your mate's car, I can't see how he would've been too fazed by what you did...

Maybe next time just fart in his face while he's eating or something. Much simpler & much more effective, I think fing02.gif
Old Jul 19, 2006 | 11:25 PM
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lol thats funny, bet he wondered how that cheese got in there.. lmao.gif
Old Jul 20, 2006 | 02:09 AM
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I think putting eggs in the ventilation would be much interesting, lol
Old Jul 20, 2006 | 04:34 AM
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^^ yeah or a raw piece of chicken or fish.
Old Jul 20, 2006 | 05:12 AM
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Limbeurger cheese is always good. Did that to a late 70's firebird. You can pop the hood from outside the car.. a nice layer of that cheese on the heater intake grill was quite a wakeup
Old Jul 20, 2006 | 05:42 AM
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Wild catnip works the best. It smells like marijuana. I took a hand full and tucked it up under his dash when he wasn't looking. After a long day in the summer heat and the windows rolled up, the car smelled REALLY bad. He thought people were in his car during lunch smoking up in his car. It was like that for ovr a week before he found the stuff. lmao.gif
Old Jul 20, 2006 | 07:31 AM
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or you could pull this trick.... if he is at your house and asks for a drink tell him you are bringing him mountain dew or a sprite... (if mountain dew it needs to be a somewhat colored glass) instead of bringing him the soda bring him a glass of warm water.... the contrast in taste of what he'll be expecting and what he'll get will make him gag.
Old Jul 20, 2006 | 07:45 AM
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QUOTE (kcvortex @ Jul 20 2006, 07:31 AM)
instead of bringing him the soda bring him a glass of warm water.... the contrast in taste of what he'll be expecting and what he'll get will make him gag.



LOL WOWWWWWW
Old Jul 20, 2006 | 08:01 AM
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QUOTE (OzFxCoupe @ Jul 19 2006, 11:10 PM)
Just looking at your mate's car, I can't see how he would've been too fazed by what you did...


he drove cross country to get the body its his baby. and im just assuming u dont know much about hondas, but it has 3/4ths of hail.gif JDM frontend on it so to him its his life right no



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