Need Ideas
Ok I know you've all done toliet papering houses and shaving creaming stuff and probably even sarean wrapping cars, but I need to know some other good stuff......Hit me with all your good ideas!
if there's someone that you hate.... put brake fluid in a balloon and throw it on someone's car.... it'll destroy their paint :twisted: :twisted:
or you can just beat up lil kids and steal their snickers bars 8)
or you can just beat up lil kids and steal their snickers bars 8)
- rip out the rubber on the wiper blades (and dirty the windshield)
- post a: "Homo" or "Im gay" sticker on the back of the car.
- grease the underside of the door handle.
- get a dildo and tie it to the back of the bumper LOL !
- cut the brake lines? LOL na just kidding, :twisted: 8)
- post a: "Homo" or "Im gay" sticker on the back of the car.
- grease the underside of the door handle.
- get a dildo and tie it to the back of the bumper LOL !
- cut the brake lines? LOL na just kidding, :twisted: 8)
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Get one of those airplane/car tiedowns that you use to hold cars on carhaulers and the like. And strap it to his car surrounding the doors and around the roof. Make sure when you are tightening it, the fastener ends up under the car. This accomplishes two things.
1. The person cannot enter their car
2. There is no damage to the car because the straps are nylon (???)
I did this to a truck before it works like a charm.
1. The person cannot enter their car
2. There is no damage to the car because the straps are nylon (???)
I did this to a truck before it works like a charm.
If you got a lot of of old playboys(which im sure you do) you can paste it all over their car, and some KY jelly works good too. and a condom on the antenna always gives it the icing on the cake...ecspecially when they gotta drive to work or school with it...
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Uhm, guys, cut out with the distructive stuff.
You're gonna get us in trouble.
Java?
You're gonna get us in trouble.
Java?
hmmm.. I have done the following.. mostly to a 79 firebird...
Blocked up the rear wheels with black painted cinderblocks... the wheels were JUST off of the ground and in the dark, it was hard to tell.. great fun when he tried to drive away after work that night...
Shrink wrap.. tougher stuff than saran... then spray paint all over it.. in the dark it looks like somebody tagged the car.
Coloured hairpray.. good for non-destructive tagging.
Silver nitrate on the door handles.. same stuff they make mirrors with.. it dyes the skin black.. they will run around with black fingers for about a month.
Lubricated condom on the shifter...
shrinkwrap the interior of the car... of course the last two only work when you can get in...
Blocked up the rear wheels with black painted cinderblocks... the wheels were JUST off of the ground and in the dark, it was hard to tell.. great fun when he tried to drive away after work that night...
Shrink wrap.. tougher stuff than saran... then spray paint all over it.. in the dark it looks like somebody tagged the car.
Coloured hairpray.. good for non-destructive tagging.
Silver nitrate on the door handles.. same stuff they make mirrors with.. it dyes the skin black.. they will run around with black fingers for about a month.
Lubricated condom on the shifter...
shrinkwrap the interior of the car... of course the last two only work when you can get in...


