Masterbation World Record
 

http://www.9am.ro/revistapresei/Monden/129...aj-controversat

Since I figure no one speaks Romanian, here is a translation...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Fun stuff to read : Masturbation World Record!

It's official, Tudor Rosca is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Tudor Rosca achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Tudor Rosca remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Tudor Rosca is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Tudor Rosca was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".</div>

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I honestly think I might be able to beat that record. I've never tried though. Maybe I'll take a Saturday and see what kind of number I could get. Closest I've done is had sex 9 times in 6 hours. That's gotta be more work than masturbating. I think I could do better than 3 every 2 hours.

Now the question is could I do it with some creepy bastard from the Guiness Book of World Records watching me? I doubt it.

DUde, you're married, why choke the chicken?


or.... do i have a lot to learn?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Korean_Redneck @ Apr 5 2006, 01:05 PM) </div><div class='quotemain'>DUde, you're married, why choke the chicken?
or.... do i have a lot to learn?</div>

Well, it's not like I do it all that often, just that I think I have the ability to do better than this guy if I wanted to. I'm basing that mostly on my record involving intercourse. I would jump off a cliff if my regular schedule involved challenging this guy's record.

But I did get laid A LOT more before I got married. I know a lot of married guys that get laid like once a month is all. I'm still doing way better than that thankfully.