My neighbor walked into a guy robbing his house Friday night. He doesn't have an alarm system or dogs. Walked in and saw some guy going through his stuff, and took off out the front door when he saw my neighbor come in. He didn't get much. My house has an alarm system and I have a rotty guarding everything. Plus my rifle and shotgun upstairs.

 

only every April 15th! :rimshot:

 

Well... taxes are optional.





It's the prison that's mandatory.

 

Stopped a robbery while working.

here is the story.

 

Prison isn't mandatory either, just ask Sam or Vicki Weaver.