Don't masturbate guys, your hands will get pregnant in the afterlife
 

So says this guy:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015...n_7440122.html



You can't make this sh*t up! :laughing3:



Sad fact is some uneducated fanatics will actually believe this.

Damn... I think my mattress, bathroom sink, bathtub, back patio and a couple dozen hotel bathrooms might be pregnant.

I wouldnt mind trying to get the girl in the OP's signature pregnant! :naughty:

Easy solution, fap with spermicidal lube.

No one will ever know your had is a whore. I'm going to push mine down some stairs in the after life.

Just poke your hand a few times with this....



http://cf.ltkcdn.net/crafts/images/s...oat-hanger.jpg







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