Dont have sex with midgets
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Dont have sex with midgets
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...ripper-4407891
Bride who had sex with dwarf stripper on hen do confesses after giving birth to baby with dwarfism
The Spanish woman apparently hid her secret well - until she broke down and confessed when her baby was born, suffering from dwarfism
A dwarf stripper got a bride-to-be pregnant after her hen night celebrations got a little too wild.
The guilty woman had to confess to cheating on her husband with her entertainer after giving birth to a child with dwarfism at a hospital in Valencia.
A Spanish news website revealed the incident today and it was quickly picked up by local and national media.
Neither the hospital nor the woman have been named.
Her encounter is said to have occurred at the start of the year.
Reportedly in the dark, the cheating wife's partner was of the firm belief the child was his - until it was born.
Website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.
“As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave.
“But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism.”
The Spanish woman apparently hid her secret well - until she broke down and confessed when her baby was born, suffering from dwarfism
A dwarf stripper got a bride-to-be pregnant after her hen night celebrations got a little too wild.
The guilty woman had to confess to cheating on her husband with her entertainer after giving birth to a child with dwarfism at a hospital in Valencia.
A Spanish news website revealed the incident today and it was quickly picked up by local and national media.
Neither the hospital nor the woman have been named.
Her encounter is said to have occurred at the start of the year.
Reportedly in the dark, the cheating wife's partner was of the firm belief the child was his - until it was born.
Website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.
“As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave.
“But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism.”
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I don't see why this means I shouldn't have sex with midgets.
I imagine if I impregnate one the fetus would consume its host and break free like a butterfly from a chrysalis rather than being born.
Or a chest-burster like in Alien.
I imagine if I impregnate one the fetus would consume its host and break free like a butterfly from a chrysalis rather than being born.
Or a chest-burster like in Alien.
