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Vermin Supreme is the man we need to be talking about this election cycle.



Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton be damned. Supreme, once elected, plans to give every American citizen a pony and in a functional attempt to affect the much trouble healthcare system, unlike the flaccid "Affordable" Healthcare Act, Supreme will impose legislation requiring Americans to brush their teeth; vowing to used his time in office to eradicate gingivitis.



Opponents to Supreme have called his campaign a "mockery" but Vermin argues that his position is position is as valid as any of the other candidates.

See for youreself:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW1YkUMkzOQ[/media]



This is following a 2012 presidential bid in which Supreme successfully garnered several votes in the state of New Hampshire, and preformed a live miracle in front of a debate audience. Sent by Jesus himself, Vermin turned fellow democrat presidential candidate Randall Terry gay in front of a live, unfiltered audience.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN9nxFLXrKU[/media]





MEET YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2cV_51TUrM[/media]

Four official positions:

1.) FULLY fund time travel research for the purpose of traveling back in time to kill Hitler as an infant.

2.) Zombie preparedness. Likewise plans to rig up zombies to windmill-like machines for the purposes of clean and efficient energy.

5.) Mandatory tooth-bushing. Also legislature to eliminate gingivitis.

4.) FREE PONIES!!!







I don't know about you guys, but the man has my vote.

 

Finally the Democrats have someone to take on Trump.

 

His antics are amusing, but if you listen close the message is clear. It's a strong political message wrapped in satire.