I know most of you are probably sleeping now, but tonight seriously was the craziest night ever. Its 3am (east coast time) and I just got back home from the club a little bit ago. We stayed open an extra hour tonight due to it being Daylight Savings. So people had an extra hour to drink and party.



It must have been amateur night or something, because I witnessed some crazy stuff tonight. Probably more so tonight than in my entire 10+ years of being a professional club DJ.



1. Drunk girl gets mad at some girl for some stupid dramatic reason. She confronts girl. Fight erupts on the dance floor between 2 girls. Some guy comes out of no where, runs up with full force, punches girl right in the face with all his power, she literally goes flying across the dance floor. HUGE brawl breaks out, security gets it under control quickly. Blood all over from when the guy hit the girl.





2. People must have been extra drunk and tonight because twice, people got kicked out for having sex on the dance floor. 1 couple were grinding on each other, she turns around, unzips his pants and right in the middle of everyone starts going down on him. Half hour later, a different couple gets taken out of the club because a guy bends a girl over, removes her underwear, and starts banging her doggy style right there.



3. End of the night, people are cleared out, lights are all on, you see one of the security guards behind the bar talking with someone. This guy is literally about 400 pounds. HUGE! Built like a line backer. Today was the anniversary of his mothers death and some drunk idiot made a nasty comment about his mothers death, which put the security guard in a frenzy. He walks down the bar, and literally smashed almost every bottle (liquor, beer, glasses, etc) with his hands. Picks up chairs, and breaks them like they were twigs. Walks out from behind the bar, still smashing sh*t, everyone just gets out of the way quickly. Hes covered in blood and it looks like a crime scene at this point because blood is splattered all over the bar, the dance floor, the walls, everywhere. They were able to calm him down, but it was like a train and no one even remotely thought about getting in his way. The guy who made the comment about his mom ran....very very fast and out of the club.



This place is a very classy venue. Theres a fight maybe once every 3-4 months if that. Tonight was just one of those nights where every crazy person in the city was out. Whats even worst is that in a couple of weeks, Thanksgiving Eve is coming, and its considered the busiest club night of the year. THAT NIGHT brings out the amateurs and I can only imagine the sh*t I'll see then.

 

lol damn!



All dem Joisey clubs are shut down. They must've gone to New York.

 

Bath salts man, not even once

 

That's all screwed up and shows how immoral and indecent things are in this world. Oh and how dumb chicks are to give themselves up like that. But I suppose genders are equal therefore you can't define one from the other unequally.



I remember my first school dancein 10th grade. A couple aged maybe 15-16 y/o were having sex amongst the crowd. First and last tine I ever went...



The other one was a sh:tty club in D.C. A broh couple were making out like f-ing cannibals. They didn't get kicked out but I did b/c I was "blocking the stairs to the bar".