Rant – why the hell….
 

is it that every time I use a public restroom, there are pubes all over the damn urinal? WTF! Its nasty!

Because a real macho has excess body hair. Those are CHEST hairs!



Dude, hairs fall out, even pubes . . . especially when you pull on the hair, as happens when (ahem)



Deal with it, or go outside against the wall to do your business. Then the ants will complain about YOUR pubes.