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Don't masturbate guys, your hands will get pregnant in the afterlife

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Old 05-26-2015, 04:28 PM
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Default Don't masturbate guys, your hands will get pregnant in the afterlife

So says this guy:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015...n_7440122.html



You can't make this sh*t up!



Sad fact is some uneducated fanatics will actually believe this.
Old 05-26-2015, 05:12 PM
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Damn... I think my mattress, bathroom sink, bathtub, back patio and a couple dozen hotel bathrooms might be pregnant.
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I wouldnt mind trying to get the girl in the OP's signature pregnant!
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Easy solution, fap with spermicidal lube.

No one will ever know your had is a whore. I'm going to push mine down some stairs in the after life.
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Just poke your hand a few times with this....















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